Okay, so I'm at work and posting since it's lunch. But, frankly, in my world...it's always lunch. Or dinner. Occasionally Linner. Often Brunch. More frequently Breakfast.
I apparently have a tapeworm.
In fact, I was flipping through the channels last night (ridiculously late, which is a completely different post...specifically my inability to sleep on nights when I should be crazy tired, to the point of fall down exhaustion, but watch bad tv endlessly to no avail...but I digress...) and saw a show about medical parasites. This guy had picked up a tapeworm. Possibly at a tapeworm store. I don't know. He didn't mention that part.
Anyway, he had literally found the end of this said worm and started pulling. A lot. Apparently he picked it up a while ago. He kept pulling and pulling until it wouldn't go anymore, then his (VERY LOVING AND UNDERSTANDING) wife snipped it with scissors.
Ew.
Double ew.
Recently, though, I think I managed to pick up one of these unlikely guests because I am clearly hungrier than the average hippo. Could it be the extra time training? Maybe. I think it's a guest worm. A guest worm who, I've affectionately named TYR. I think it may be appropriate.
But, TYR doesn't seem to mind my training schedule and I don't mind craving almonds at 11:30 at night. As long as he doesn't start bouncing rent checks, I'm happy he's here. Bring on the pasta, baby.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Is it lunch time yet?
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Ewww... I am afraid to ask more details of the show...
GROSS.
Now I thought I had the guest worm.
The weight training will increase your metabolism which in turn burns more calories and makes you more hungry. Anyway, I have the same problem. I try not to eat after 8pm but if I find myself watching the same tv show u are around 11pm I'm hungry again!!!
Yuck! Have you ever had your RMR tested? I was surprised mine was so high (3560), but I was working out 9-10 times a week. I love your previous post, I have been wrestling with myself getting out of bed with all this snow and the temp below zero. But I made it to the pool this morning and am glad now!
I'm ALWAYS hungry but I suspect its due to my meds and working out. Now on top of it I have my PT. Good grief. I don't even want to begin to share my grocery bill.
Oh mate I am SO with you - always alsways hungry and trying to eat something that will fuel me not just fill me... so complicated..
cheerio!
That was hilarious.
And gross. My kinda post. :)
"He kept pulling and pulling until it wouldn't go anymore, then his (VERY LOVING AND UNDERSTANDING) wife snipped it with scissors."
eeeew. Congratulations -- you finally found the magic words that made me NOT want the chocolate cake in front of me. pfffbt.
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